Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Sex Cells...

Those crazy Europeans. Looks like their insatiable lust for barely-legal hardcore pornography is spurring quite the lucrative digital industry - a mobile pornography industry, to be exact.

Today, the industry is worth about $1.4 billion. By 2011 it should be up to the $3.3 billion mark, as estimated by Juniper Research, who obviously realized that the age old adage "sex sells" also applies to research papers.

You know, there have been a lot of times where I've been out and about and thought to myself "you know what would make this walk even better? Some hard core pornography". Now it looks like that won't just be a pipe dream after all. Just open up the web browser on my cell and let the good times begin!

Only problem is, I hate the fact that it costs me 15 cents to send a text message on my current plan. Just think about the cost of a 2 and a half minute porno pick-me-up! It could easily be a slippery slope to the equally exciting world of bankruptcy!

However, this does sounds like good news for smut peddlers worldwide, who I'm sure had to have been a little disappointed only a few weeks ago, when they found out that their once dominant market share online has dwindled to a measly one per cent of all web content. See what happens when "user-generated content" gets out of hand? The pioneers of this online world find themselves having a difficult time keeping up with expansion. No pun intended.

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